- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

You bumder!

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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