What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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