- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What is the name of the car? What

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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