why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Connor is homosexuaI

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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