- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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