- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A train poops its pants.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

im not food

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

why was the boy sad? because.

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