why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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