- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Sam Hengal.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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