What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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I walk into a bar...

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Gustavo Andrade

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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