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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

sucks Syntax...

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

I have an idea! You leave.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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