What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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