Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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a. why? b. because

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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