- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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