A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Pickles are powerful

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

A blind man walks into a library.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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