What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Caramel Boing.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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