- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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