- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Prostitution is bad.......

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Neil Lewis

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Abortion

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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