- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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