- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Jeff

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Roses are blue Colton is gay

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

CAVE JOHNSON.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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