How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Your mom.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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