- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

So one time there was this woman learning...

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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