- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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