- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

outside your comfort zone

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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