- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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