- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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