- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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