- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Who is John Galt?

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Lil Wayne

roses are red violets are indigo

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What do u call a cripple Biv

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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