- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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