- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Two women were sitting quietly.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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