What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A midget walked under a bar.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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