What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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