- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Justin's life

This isn't funny.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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