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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Waffles ate my grandma

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

my whole life!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Swag.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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