- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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