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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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