WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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