Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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