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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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