- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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