This is the concept of anti-joke.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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