- Anti Joke

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

What is my name? I dont know

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Get it? More.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

-knock knock! -doors open

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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