Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What's one plus one? two.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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