What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Fat people

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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