how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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