Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Whats 1+1? window!

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

a irish man walks past a bar

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

when debbie meets downer

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

THE GAME

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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