- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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