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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

chinga tue madre Ryan

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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