- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Alright then, call me sometime then.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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