- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What? Huh?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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