Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why? Why not?

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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a chinese man pays the full price

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Hello penis

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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