What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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TIMMY

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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