Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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