Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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My Butthole.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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