What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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good looking women

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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