- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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