Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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