In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

are you saying pam, or pan?

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Tim likes girls

save me from the nothing ive become

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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