What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

G:nock nock B:come in!

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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