- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im @ work, LOL.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Women's rights

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

people magazine

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

call me maybe.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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