Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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