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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

people magazine

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

call me maybe.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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