- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

In soviet Russia...things are different

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