Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

what came first the chicken or the chips

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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