- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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okay so theres this guy.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

where's mom I killed her

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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