- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

whats up and also down? your mum

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

your mum

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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