I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Lets Go Lakers!

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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