A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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