A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

who is not good looking? mon morello

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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