- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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