- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Do the roar!

Knock Knock No solicitors

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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