Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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women's rights

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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