Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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