- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

What is black and has no education A tire.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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