How about that airline food?

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Women's rights

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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