- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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