- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

How about that airline food?

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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