What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Nero, sure you are okay?

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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