What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

woman's rights

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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