A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

France had one revolution

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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