- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

i like it in the mouth

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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