- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's 9+10? 19.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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