Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Womens rights

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Anti Joke

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