Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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I like the color potato.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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