- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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