- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Once, I went to Peru.

black people

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Cancer

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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