Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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