- Anti Joke

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat