- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

black people

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Once, I went to Peru.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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