what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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