"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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