- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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