If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Catholicism.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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