- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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