- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

i like turtles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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