- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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