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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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